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Anti-Gravity Dunking & Velcro Battle with Jimmy Kimmel and Science Bob Pflugfelder
Science Bob puts Jimmy in an anti-gravity rig to feel what it’s like on the moon, Jimmy uses it to his advantage to dunk a basketball, we learn about the Venturi Effect with a velcro battle between Jimmy, our announcer Lou, and Guillermo, and Science Bob talks about Camp CrunchLabs with Mark Rober.

Christine Baranski Reminisces on Breakout Cybill Role, Shares Her Love for Agnes in The Gilded Age
Christine Baranski reminisces on her breakout role in the TV sitcom Cybill before talking about hosting Saturday Night Live after winning an Emmy and her love for her character Agnes in The Gilded Age.

Jordan Klepper Crashes Trump’s Military-Birthday Parade | The Daily Show
Was Trump's parade a military celebration or a show of authoritarian power? Jordan Klepper hit the streets of Washington, D.C., to talk to MAGA during Trump's $45 million military parade. Klepper asks folks how they feel about DOGE cuts, the L.A. protests, and whether they showed up to celebrate the military or the president's birthday.

George Clooney Handcuffs Himself To Dave | David Letterman
George won't let Dave leave quietly. (From "Late Show," air date: 5/14/15)

Platinum Lounge - Saturday Night Live
Platinum Lounge - Saturday Night Live
Afterlife
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of ...Read more
What is Black?
Shopping for a black cotton sweater, I couldn't find anything suitable in a trendy Berkeley clothing store. A helpful saleswoman offered to check the store catalogue.
After flipping through the pages, she looked up in consternation. "Mark," she called to her co-worker, "what are we calling black this year?"
How did the Iroquois like their popcorn?
About 1612, early French explorers reported that the Iroquois popped popcorn in a pottery vessel with heated sand and used it to make popcorn soup.
Math is turning bad
"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I followed.
"What are you selling?" I asked.
"Geometrical algebra drugs."
"Huh!?"
"Geometry drugs. Ya got your uppers, your downers, your sidewaysers, your inside-outers..."
"Stop right there," I ...Read more
For The Kids...
What happened at the vampires race?
It finished neck and neck!
What's a vampire's favourite drink?
A bloody mary!
Why did the car stop when it saw a ghost?
It had a nervous breakdown!
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
"Auld Fang Syne"!
For The Kids...
What is the best day of the week to sleep?
Snooze-day!
How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
A phew!
What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host!
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams!

Steve Martin on Turning 80, Aging with Martin Short, Only Murders Season 5 & Playing Banjo
Steve talks about being here for the first time without Martin Short, turning eighty years old, how he feels about getting older, his new book Steve Martin Writes the Written Word, Florida banning his novella Shopgirl, shooting season 5 of Hulu’s “Only Murders in the Building,” and Jimmy and Steve’s inner thoughts come out in the middle ...Read more

Meanwhile... Baby Raccoon Rescued | Gen Z Loves Pickles | Giant Lobster Set Free
Meanwhile... A cute baby raccoon was rescued from bad weather in Massachusetts, the hottest new food flavor is dill pickle, and a restaurant on Long Island pardoned a lobster named Lorenzo and set him free.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Talks FUBAR and Discusses Patrick Schwarzenegger in White Lotus
Arnold Schwarzenegger talks about doing Variety's Actors on Actors with his son Patrick Schwarzenegger and discusses Andy Warhol and Grace Jones showing up late to his wedding before FaceTiming Gabriel Luna to talk about Season 2 of FUBAR.

Full Appearance - Jonathan Winters Didn’t Fit in the Marines
Original Airdate: March 08, 1973

Jon Stewart Chats with Pedro Pascal Look-alike & TDS Staffer George Gountas | The Daily Show
Fresh off his win at the Pedro Pascal look-alike contest, The Daily Show’s own George Gountas tells Jon Stewart what it’s like going from lighting designer to New York City celebrity in this After The Cut.

Mute! with Carrie Coon | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy and Carrie Coon face off in a Catchphrase and charades-like game, where they take turns trying to make each other guess clues while randomly getting muted.
Say Yes to the Tress
When my hairstylist announced that she was expecting a baby and would be taking a three-month maternity leave, my reaction was like the Kubler-Ross five stages of grief.
First there was denial.
"Are you sure? How many times did you pee on a stick?"
Then there was anger.
"Nooooo! You can't leave me!!!"
Then bargaining.
"Tell you what, ...Read more
Only $20, part 3
...continued from above
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which were worth over $2 million. She informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
...Read more
Only $20, part 1
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years. He thought that it was a cute way for her to ask him for money for new clothes and ...Read more