Weekend Update hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che cover the week's biggest news before speaking with George Santos (Bowen Yang) and Two People Who Just Hooked Up (Andrew Dismukes, Ashley Padilla).

Get ready for the smooth sounds and questionable lyrics of The Five Neat Guys! In this greatest hits compilation, the neatly dressed kings of lounge take you on a musical journey with classics like 'Who Made the Egg Salad ...Read More

There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up."

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to ...Read More

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields.

The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I've heard it's spreading so fast that it's already on Farmer ...Read More

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.

"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.

"No," the caller answered,...Read More

Rule 1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.

Rule 2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him ...Read More