One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields.

The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I've heard it's spreading so fast that it's already on Farmer ...Read More

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.

"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.

"No," the caller answered,...Read More

Rule 1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.

Rule 2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him ...Read More

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver's license. He has to take an eye test.

They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.

"Can you read this?" the ...Read More

Elton John performs "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" and sits down with Johnny | Carson Tonight Show Original Airdate: 11/05/1980

(Original Air Date: 10/14/93) "Tonight Show" creator Steve Allen talks about the late night talk show wars and his contributions to the format, and enjoys a surprise visit from motivational speaker Matt Foley.