Olivia Carter: The Rules of Dating, Working at an STD Center | The Tonight Show

Jokes / August 04, 2025

Comedian Olivia Carter talks about the rules of dating, what it was like to work at an STD center and why she doesn't like her brother's fiancée.

Norm Macdonald jokes about the Future of the Earth

Jokes / August 04, 2025

Norm Macdonald jokes about the Future of the Earth

Basic Training

Jokes / August 04, 2025

The story went something like this:

Seargeant: When you are scared, what do you do?

Recruit: Keep on fightin'

Seargeant: Good for you. And now they shoot off your right ear...what then?

Recruit: Keep on fightn'!

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Names and Puns

Jokes / August 04, 2025

I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin
Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser
Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant
Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood
Ready...Set...Read More

Tough Exam

Jokes / August 04, 2025

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on ...Read More

Ahmed the Manager

Jokes / August 04, 2025

After one of the machines at work suddenly went on the fritz, our boss called the repair service and asked to speak to the manager, Ahmed.

"Hello, Ed speaking. How can I help you?" said the guy who answered the phone....Read More