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Olivia Carter: The Rules of Dating, Working at an STD Center | The Tonight Show

on Aug 4, 2025

Published in Jokes

Comedian Olivia Carter talks about the rules of dating, what it was like to work at an STD center and why she doesn't like her brother's fiancée.

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Basic Training

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The story went something like this:

Seargeant: When you are scared, what do you do?

Recruit: Keep on fightin'

Seargeant: Good for you. And now they shoot off your right ear...what then?

Recruit: Keep on fightn'!

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Ahmed the Manager

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After one of the machines at work suddenly went on the fritz, our boss called the repair service and asked to speak to the manager, Ahmed.

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Wise Schoolteacher

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A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.