The White House issued a new executive order aiming to deter migrants by stationing hundreds of socially awkward men at the southern border

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight...Read More

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted ...Read More

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk, and leans down to pick it up.

She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here,...Read More

A diary of one person's love of snow...

December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season: we took out cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down. It ...Read More

-- When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.

-- I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

-- The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has ...Read More