One-Liners
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-- When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.
-- I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
-- The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
-- I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.
-- If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make vegetable stew.
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