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Jimmy Kimmel & Seth Meyers Release Attack Ads Against Each Other

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Emmy voting season is upon us and Jimmy finds it a little odd that Seth would come here to try and score a nomination when they’re competing in the same category. Jimmy had no choice but to take action.

What If Superheroes Lived Next Door? | Avengers Meat Justice League

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What if Marvel superheroes just… retired? In this hilarious AI-generated music video, Captain America’s fixing a car, Thor’s grilling in the backyard, and Iron Man’s just trying to buy groceries.

The Impossible Hulk - SNL

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After being hit by gamma radiation in a failed experiment, Dr. Bruce Banner (Idris Elba) transforms into an emboldened white lady (Cecily Strong) whenever he is threatened.

The Ballad of Beaker | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets

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Enjoy Beaker's sentimental side with this special cover of Kansas's "Dust In the Wind."

Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much

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10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

5....Read more

Military technology

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As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job.

I was behind a frazzled ...Read more

The Road: Why Did the Chicken Cross it?

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Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Heisenberg: Because the chicken is moving very fast, you can either observe the chicken or you can...Read more

Sodium is Always so Antisocial

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Oxygen meets up with Potassium and Sodium.

"Hey," says Oxygen, "Do you want to go to a movie?"

"K" responds Potassium.

"Na" responds Sodium.

Texas traffic

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I was on vacation in Texas, and was appalled by Dallas' chaotic traffic.

I asked the bellhop at the hotel why it was so disorderly and was told,

"In some countries they drive on the right, in others on the left. Here we drive in the shade."

Tim Robinson and Seth Talk Spider League, SNL Sketches, Detroiters and I think You Should Leave

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In this series of interviews, Tim Robinson shows a video of Mike O'Brien testing out a stand-up set on his kids before talking about working with Will Forte on his sketch comedy series I Think You Should Leave and running a tight ship in his Spider League group chat.

Galaxy Song - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

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Galaxy Song, taken from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Terry Jones picked this as part of his Top 10 Monty Python Movie Moments for Esquire Magazine - "It's such a lovely song. I think it's one of the best things Eric [Idle]'s ever done. There was going to be more animation but Terry was so busy with other parts of the film we ended up ...Read more

Baby elephant throwing a tantrum

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A herd of elephant passed in front of us and I caught this baby elephant looking like bambi on ice.

Weird Al" Yankovic - Real or Cake?

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Weird Al" Yankovic - Real or Cake?

Zootopia 2 | Teaser Trailer

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In Walt Disney Animation Studios’ “Zootopia 2,” detectives Judy Hopps (voiced by Ginnifer Goodwin) and Nick Wilde (voiced by Jason Bateman) find themselves on the twisting trail of a mysterious reptile who arrives in Zootopia and turns the mammal metropolis upside down.

The Wrong Grade, part 3

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...continued from above

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard...Read more

Love and Marriage: A Tale

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An elderly man lay dying in his bed. Nearing the final curtain, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the...Read more

Dinner Party

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At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, alas, no children."

As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he said, haltingly, "You see, my wife is unbearable."

Puzzled...Read more

Marvin

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Marvin the Complainer and his wife happened to pass away on the same day and as they await their interview with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, they're approached by an angel.

"Hello," says the angel. "I'm your host, and welcome to Heaven. In a few moments you'll be entering through our famous Pearly Gates for the most fantastic adventure you'...Read more

Word Contest

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The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. Here are some of the selected results.

-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

-- Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

-- Abdicate (v.), to give...Read more

Anyone Want A Giant Portrait Of Paul Giamatti?

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Emmy-winner Paul Giamatti is happy to receive portraits of himself from fans but he's wary of putting too many of them on the wall. The new season of "Black Mirror" is streaming now on Netflix.

 

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