Bladder Card

Jokes / July 12, 2025

You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mend.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

Preacher's Wish from God

Jokes / July 12, 2025

A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God.

While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"

God replied, "One second."

The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 ...Read More

Bangety Bang Bang!

Jokes / July 12, 2025

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety ...Read More

About Two Miles

Jokes / July 12, 2025

A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men, longing for water and rest, were impatient to reach the next town.

A rancher rode past.

"Say, ...Read More

Dogs Don't Understand

Jokes / July 12, 2025

1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.

2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.

3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet.

4. The cats have every right to be in the living room....Read More

Seth MacFarlane Sings Cyndi Lauper’s Greatest Hits As Stewie and Peter Griffin

Jokes / July 11, 2025

All of our dreams have come true as today Seth MacFarlane sings Cyndi Lauper's greatest hits as Family Guy characters Stewie and Peter Griffin.