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"You Have No Talent" - How Sigourney Weaver Succeeded After Being Told To Give Up Her Dream

on Dec 9, 2025

Published in Jokes

Sigourney Weaver recalls being told by a very misguided college professor that she would "never get anywhere" in show business. Her latest film, "Avatar: Fire & Ash," is in theaters December 19th.

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Harrison Ford & Ryan Gosling’s Chemistry Is Unmatched! | The Graham Norton Show

Jokes / December 09, 2025

A hilarious extended interview with Indiana Jones himself, Harrison Ford, and Barbie's Ken, Ryan Gosling!

Ol' Doc McTavish had a slow schedule, and a hankering to go golfing. But by the time he decided to go, his office assistant, Seamus, had already booked three appointments -- right in the middle of the day. Doc McTavish ...Read More

Unjust Criticism

Jokes / December 09, 2025

Lawyers get a lot of unjust criticism. I would remind you that it is not right to condemn a whole profession just because of 350,000 bad apples.

Biggest feet in the third grade

Jokes / December 09, 2025

Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Is dat becoss I'm Norvegian?"

"No," said Sven, "It's because you're NINETEEN."

Fairest Tax

Jokes / December 09, 2025

At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which sort of taxation they found fairest. There was a pause, and then a white-haired man in the back raised his hand. "The ...Read More

Fancy Watch

Jokes / December 09, 2025

Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?"

Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. "It'...Read More