Three Old Men

Jokes / October 01, 2025

Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.

"I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man.

"Fifty...Read More

Breaking In

Jokes / October 01, 2025

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know ...Read More

Honeymoon

Jokes / October 01, 2025

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here ...Read More

Innovative Farmer

Jokes / October 01, 2025

Did you hear about the farmer who ploughed his field with a steamroller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes!

Tough Problem

Jokes / October 01, 2025

Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?

Student: The wrong answer.

Bumper Snickers pt. 4

Jokes / September 30, 2025

... continued from above

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.