Nina Conti and her good friend Monk demonstrate the perils of mixing ventriloquism and hypnotism.

A 5.2 earthquake hit right outside San Diego this morning, a group of celebrity women launched into space on Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin rocket, Katy Perry gave quite the interview after her experience, Bernie Sanders was at...Read More

Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ...Read More

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A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.

Glancing at the car he was astonished to see that the blond behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, ...Read More

On a whim, a man decided to get his wife a dozen roses and surprise her after work.

The minute he opened the door, his wife took one look at the flowers in his hand and started screaming, "This is the worst day that ...Read More