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Jokes / March 25, 2025

Original Airdate: March 27th, 1987

Things to Say to Ruin a Date

Jokes / March 25, 2025

There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...

I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

I refuse to get cable. That...Read More

Mouse Test

Jokes / March 25, 2025

Is your mouse calibrated If you’re not sure, then it’s probably not. You should do this every few weeks to ensure your getting the most performance and smoothest operation possible, especially if you spend alot of time...Read More

Two Crooks

Jokes / March 25, 2025

Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels. They were dirty crooks!

What Denomination?

Jokes / March 25, 2025

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk.

"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 30 Catholic, 10 Baptist ones, 20 ...Read More

Quick Quotes

Jokes / March 25, 2025

"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home."

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