Giraffe In A Pub
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A guy wanders into a pub one evening followed by a giraffe. They sit down, and over a number of hours get extremely drunk. As the bar is shutting, the man goes to leave.
The man behind the bar yells "Oi mate. You can't leave that lyin' there!"
The drunk turns around and says, "Oi mate, it isn't a lion. It's a giraffe!"
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