Car Accident

Jokes / September 18, 2024

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; ...Read More

More Questions of Logic

Jokes / September 18, 2024

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the...Read More

Barbies

Jokes / September 17, 2024

A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie but doesn't know what's available or price.

The clerk replies "we have Tennis Barbie and she's $28" Lady asks "well, ...Read More

Little Johnny & the Devil

Jokes / September 17, 2024

A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?"

"No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."

Did she threaten to kill you?

Jokes / September 17, 2024

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.

The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are you that ...Read More

Cat Tails

Jokes / September 17, 2024

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

The retail store.