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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

 

Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.


 

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