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27 Times Penny Said What We Were All Thinking

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Every friend group needs a Penny.

SAG Awards: Stars DRINK If They've Been on Law & Order

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Timothée Chalamet, Zoe Saldaña and more 'Law & Order' alums get recognized at the 31st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, streaming on Netflix. Two of the night's presenters, Keke Palmer and Colman Domingo, celebrate their own history with the long-running crime series with a drinking game for the star-studded ballroom.

Timothy Olyphant's Mom Can't Tell Him & Josh Duhamel Apart - CONAN on TBS

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In fact, Timothy once had Josh Duhamel stand in for him in the Olyphant's Christmas card.

Sarah Sherman Reflects on Failed SNL Sketches with Timothée Chalamet and Paul Rudd

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Sarah Sherman talks about opening for Adam Sandler, telling Paul McCartney she has the same haircut as him during SNL's 50th anniversary special and the insane underwater photoshoot she did for her HBO comedy special SARAH SQUIRM: LIVE + IN THE FLESH.

If Hogwarts Were an Inner-City School - Key & Peele

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An HBO documentary dives deep into the deplorable conditions at Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards.

Bumper Snickers pt. 3

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... continued from above

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

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Bumper Snickers pt. 1

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If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

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What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)

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1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
(He was caught cheating on a test).

2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).

3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
(...Read more

He's only interested in one thing

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A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class.

The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interested in one thing."

Shocked, the daddy cautiously asked what that one thing might be.

"Power Rangers, of course," said the toddler.

Presidential Quotes

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"If Lincoln were alive today he'd roll over in his grave." --Gerald Ford (president, 1974-77)

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"A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a while ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist." --Ronald Reagan

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"I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job." --George Bush

Guillermo Steals Ryan Reynolds’ Job - Sponsored by Mint Mobile

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Ryan Reynolds is a very busy man who can’t be everywhere at once. So fortunately we have a brand new Mint Mobile spokesman to pick up the slack.

Conan O'Brien On Becoming A Dramatic Actor, And His Chilling Warning For Other Late Night Show Hosts

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EXTENDED INTERVIEW: Late night legend Conan O'Brien sits down with Stephen Colbert for a wide-ranging discussion about his comedy career, his love for his parents, his warning for late night talk show hosts, and his first foray into dramatic acting. Watch Conan make his feature film debut in "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You," in select theaters ...Read more

Hegseth Lectures "Fat Generals" and Trump Threatens War Against U.S. Cities | The Daily Show

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Ronny Chieng recaps Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump's sudden gathering of top military leaders, where the president announced his intention to use Democrat-run cities as training grounds for the National Guard, and where Secretary of War Pete Hegseth fat-shamed troops, hawked his book, and made cringey jokes.

Matt Berry reads a letter from South Park creators to the MPAA

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Prior to the release of South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut in 1999, the movie's creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, were asked repeatedly by the MPAA to alter the film in order for it to gain an R rating rather than an NC-17. Matt Stone responded to this request with this memo.

Colin Firth On Being A Sex Symbol | The Jonathan Ross Show

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Colin Firth on being a sex symbol, speaking Italian, and how one “N” can turn spicy pasta into an angry bowl of penises.

Anna Kendrick's Iconic British Impression | The Graham Norton Show

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AnnaKendrick goes FULL POSH! 🇬🇧👑 Watch her absolutely NAIL a British accent while #JustinTimberlake gets seriously passionate about... SCONES?! 🫖😂 From Hollywood glamour to afternoon tea etiquette, this unlikely combo serves up pure comedy GOLD! Who knew baked goods could be so entertaining?

Three Old Men

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Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.

"I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man.

"Fifty years from now," said the second, "I want them to say, 'He was a loyal family man'."

Turning to the third gent, the first ...Read more

Breaking In

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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

Honeymoon

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A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!"

The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a ...Read more

Innovative Farmer

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Did you hear about the farmer who ploughed his field with a steamroller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes!

 

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